I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
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