oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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