2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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