I wanna bring you to show and tell
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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