I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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