Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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