Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
What a dumb baby whore.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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