this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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