This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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