So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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