Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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