He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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