On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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