Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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