in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
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