There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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