To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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