So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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