hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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