Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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