how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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