This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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