He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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