VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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