He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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