All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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