I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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