What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
he fucked my hip out of place.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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