i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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