he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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