Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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