Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Well I just put wine in my tea
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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