Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
i came on her dog
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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