I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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