It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
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just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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