its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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