When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
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