you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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