What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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