I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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