their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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