Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
soo... how was my night?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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