Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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