How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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