Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
We have so much sex to catch up on
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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