fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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