Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
My ATM looks so different sober.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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