Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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