It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
