Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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