Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I just had sex on a roof
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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