I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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