Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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