okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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