i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
