Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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